Calling all neurotics! A summoning awaits!
Boy, girls, neurotics of all........ ah, scrooz it, been there done that!
The BIGGER ISSUES! are currently seeking their next lead vocalist! (person
ality disorders a plus, but not required) We're starting a new chapter in our story, and want to land our new voxbox by 2/01/2018 (or whenever the meds wear off....whichever comes first...)
Must be FEMALE (too many guys in this band already!), at least 21 years old, have a strong soprano/alto rock&roll voice, strong stage presence, and be willing to DO THE HOMEWORK!!! Previous experience is great, but if you think you've got what it takes, we'll give you a fair look. Now, before you jump up and go "ME ME ME ME ME!!!!", go to our media page & REVERBNATION, YOUTUBE, etc., and get a good idea of what we do, and how we do it. Then , if you think you GOTZ WUTZ WE WANTZ, contact us through our website, or reply to the FACEBOOK blast that will be following soon. Recent promo material (or at least a good pic and a sound file) a must.
As the godlings said, "A splendid time is guaranteed for all! "
Somerset Kenny (Musical Director & Bandleader)